Tag: funny CNA stories
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CHAPTER THREE: THE BREAKING POINT (ALMOST)
CHAPTER THREE: THE BREAKING POINT (ALMOST) — EXCERPT Baby… something was wrong. I don’t know what. I just know it was. Everybody energy was weird. Everything felt delayed. Like life was buffering before doing something reckless. I kept thinking, “Yeah… today ain’t normal.” And I was right. 👉🏽 This wasn’t a bad day yet. 👉🏽…
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CHAPTER TWO: THE INCIDENT
I should’ve stayed in the bed. I knew some wasn’t right. By the time I got to work, my nerves were already tired… and I hadn’t even clocked in yet. One scream echoed down the hallway, and my stomach dropped because I already knew exactly who it was. Petals don’t scream for no reason. Five…
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I’m a CNA, NOT a Damn Octopus!
I’m a CNA, NOT a Damn Octopus! Being a CNA means doing the work of three people on a daily basis. From answering call lights, helping residents, and juggling 10 tasks at once, people expect CNAs to be everywhere at once! This blog dives into the crazy reality of CNA multitasking, the struggle to stay…
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You a CNA, Right? So All You Do Is Wipe A**?
You a CNA, Right? So All You Do Is Wipe A**? People love to downplay what CNAs really do. They think we’re just “butt wipers” all day, but let me tell you—we’re the heartbeat of healthcare. 💙 From braiding a resident’s hair to holding their hand when they feel alone, we do it ALL. Without…
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The Mystery of the Missing Meatloaf: Nursing Home Chaos Unleashed
When Karen finds herself caught in the middle of a nursing home mystery—an entire tray of meatloaf has vanished—chaos ensues. From residents pointing fingers to the kitchen staff forming alliances, this hilarious and dramatic tale will keep you laughing and guessing. Read the full story now!
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CNA Chronicles: Ms. Rose and the Shift I’ll Never Forget
The shift started like any other, but the moment I walked into the nursing home, I felt her eyes on me. Ms. Rose. The legend. The overseer of the hall. She stood there, hands on her hips, sizing me up like I was a new recruit in her personal army. “You ain’t one of the…
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CNA Humor Chronicles
The piece humorously explores a day in the life of an overworked Certified Nursing Assistant (CNA). It highlights the chaos, laughter, and unique patient interactions that make the job rewarding despite challenges. The narrative emphasizes the importance of humor in coping with stress and celebrates CNAs’ dedication through witty anecdotes and appreciation for their work.