Tag: CNA humor
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CHAPTER FOUR: THE COME UP (…MAYBE)
Baby… Friday walked in acting nice, and I should’ve known better. The minute my mama opened her mouth, I knew the day was finna test my patience and my credit score. Petals felt too peaceful, somebody was lying, and I had one of them moments where you realize life might be shifting… or warming up…
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CHAPTER THREE: THE BREAKING POINT (ALMOST)
CHAPTER THREE: THE BREAKING POINT (ALMOST) — EXCERPT Baby… something was wrong. I don’t know what. I just know it was. Everybody energy was weird. Everything felt delayed. Like life was buffering before doing something reckless. I kept thinking, “Yeah… today ain’t normal.” And I was right. 👉🏽 This wasn’t a bad day yet. 👉🏽…
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CHAPTER TWO: THE INCIDENT
I should’ve stayed in the bed. I knew some wasn’t right. By the time I got to work, my nerves were already tired… and I hadn’t even clocked in yet. One scream echoed down the hallway, and my stomach dropped because I already knew exactly who it was. Petals don’t scream for no reason. Five…
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You a CNA, Right? So All You Do Is Wipe A**?
You a CNA, Right? So All You Do Is Wipe A**? People love to downplay what CNAs really do. They think we’re just “butt wipers” all day, but let me tell you—we’re the heartbeat of healthcare. 💙 From braiding a resident’s hair to holding their hand when they feel alone, we do it ALL. Without…
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The 10 Funniest Things Patients Have Ever Said: A CNA’s Laugh-Out-Loud Moments
From unexpected one-liners to laugh-out-loud confessions, patients never fail to bring humor to a shift. Here are the 10 funniest things patients have said that left us crying with laughter!
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The Mystery of the Missing Meatloaf: Nursing Home Chaos Unleashed
When Karen finds herself caught in the middle of a nursing home mystery—an entire tray of meatloaf has vanished—chaos ensues. From residents pointing fingers to the kitchen staff forming alliances, this hilarious and dramatic tale will keep you laughing and guessing. Read the full story now!
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CNA Chronicles: The Case of the Mysterious Call Light
When a call light starts going off in an empty room, Karen’s shift takes a hilarious and unexpected turn. From spooky residents to unexpected surprises, this nursing home tale is one for the books!
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CNA Chronicles: The Lazy Coworker Who Tested Every Nerve I Had
It’s one thing to work a tough shift, but it’s a whole new level when you’re paired with a CNA who does nothing. From dodging work to disappearing mid-shift, my day with a lazy coworker will leave you laughing, cringing, and saying, “I’ve been there!” Read the full story now!
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CNA Chronicles: We Listen and Don’t Judge… Or Do We?
What started as a promise to “listen and not judge” quickly spiraled into chaos. From made-up blood pressures to stolen linens, hidden call lights, and double briefing disasters, this hilarious nursing home tale will have you laughing, cringing, and asking, “How did they survive this shift?” Click to read the full story!